Category Archives: sheffield

All that matters

Posted on December 18, 2018 by Benoit Magician Poet and Wordcaster

“I wanna feel connected… outside my box.
See the light, be greeted… by other folks.
The warm hubbub of the pub… inebriating
a joyous mob off their gob… gobbledygooking.
À simple rumble,… a timeless happiness mess, Continue reading →

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Poet suspended

Posted on June 15, 2018 by Benoit Magician Poet and Wordcaster

It has been a while since we last posted, but there has been some developments lately. First, the poet has finally been granted a two months suspended sentence, which resulted in some serious photo shoot in front of the magistrate court in Sheffield: Continue reading →

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Bandcamp platform launch

Posted on May 13, 2018 by Benoit Magician Poet and Wordcaster

Bonjour a tous, on this Sunday 13th of may 2018, we have the pleasure to announce that Our Bandcamp platform is now available. This is where we will give the possibility to our exclusive supporters to listen to professionally recorded productions.

There are 10 tracks total in 2 albums for now and we will be developing on a regular basis now. Much love to Mr Lach (Click here to discover) who inspired this start as the bloke is at least as mad as we are…. we may have to ask him for a poetry battle to settle on who is crazier.

Meanwhile here is where you can find our records: Benoit Pierre BenZ – Humming Bard
This also means that this website will be due a reorganisation soon! And after tonight we will start working on the Unicorn speaker project which aims to tour schools with stories and workshops….. but for now, we need to get ready for tonight’s show…. I need to plan the unplanned.

Much Love, and faith 🙂 And remember, Time is always now Continue reading →

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Exhibit RJW8 Poet on bail

Posted on April 29, 2018 by Benoit Magician Poet and Wordcaster

Exhibit RJW8 It is,is it a name for a poet, Who explicitely name and slate, those who inspire the hate, who despicably desecrate, our land without respect

Exhibit rjw8 phonetic criminal, Exhibit RJW8 poetically lethal

Sexy boy oh don’t you wait, You’ll get your date at the magistrate. How lucky are you poet they used to burn you at the stake Yea times haven’t changed mate you re on bail, just don’t you wait.

Exhibit RJW8 Sooth sayer Exhibit RJW8 truth straighter

complicit to obfuscatethe culprit who perpetrate Explicit advocate for a fair debate Exhibit RJW8 I ooze higher Exhibit RJW8 than those loose layers )x2

[I don t need a doctorate to recognise where there’s hate I’m on a mandate to exasperate And I probate myself from your fake dictate] x2

RJW8 I’m a poet on bail RJW8 And I’m not fit for Jail Continue reading →

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Cheeky democracy

Posted on April 29, 2018 by Benoit Magician Poet and Wordcaster

[v1] Salut bonjour ma jolie cherie (french) I can’t help but to observe you, not that I wanna be creepy but there is defo something about you

[ch] that’s got my attention cheeky EU, there is something that’s got my attention, cheeky eu.

[V2] Hola Hey Que Tal? A que bailar? (Spanish) Hey what’s your name already? what?what?what? I can’t hear you. Ah Democracy! Lovely. [ch]

[v3] Hey RaggaZa a bere qualcosa? (Italian) So where are you from, tell us your story, Have you been here long? Do you work around? [ch]

[v’1] Geia Geia I come from greece my name means people power not everyone understands me Let alone is interested to… So let’s have fun while I’m here coz I may not stay too long, coupla drinks, you’ll be sure to hear what in my life goes wrong [ch]

[v4] Hey Zdrowie dievciena, prosze tell us (polish) {ok I tell you} first I’m broke, but that’s EU for me, coz here if you re not right you’re wrong. So minorities get a little crushed [ch]

[v5] Ach nein1 Wir leben dich genau (german) (Ah thank you guys you’re too nice) And it was so difficult to come here through calais by night, via nantes you should go visit, before brexit. [ch]

[v6] Alstublieft mooie meid, zegmeer (dutch) Well, there’s also your theresa she seems to want to keep me for herself she can be a little controlling, but that’s her (slips) [ch]

[v7] Nowden ahr lass we’d be well chuffed if ya steh (yorkshire) That’s very kind my fine gentlemen But I’ll probably have to decline Here in Sheffield I’m really struggling to work they arrest poets and old ladies on the streets [ch]

[v8] Spacibo democracy come see us in Ukraine well mate to be honest, I don’t know where to go I might consider your offer But I love my turkey warmer and I’m sensitive to food poisoning [ch]

[v’2] So I don’t really know where to go Everywhere wants me but not really It’s all over the same story again If you keep me for you I’m not for others So maybe I’ll just keep travelling I’ll go visit Dounia and Gaza on the way Then I’ll say hello to the Rohingya And why not in Yemen and Venezuela [ch]

[v9] [ch] Continue reading →

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#4 Riding the Unicorn by the Horn!

Posted on April 27, 2018 by Benoit Magician Poet and Wordcaster

So today has been a pretty crazy day for the Unicorn, She decided to try painting, and Ayse (https://www.instagram.com/aysebalse/) was very kind to let her come to her studio! It was great fun to imagine potential instant manifestations of the pictures in her mind suddenly appearing on a canva with only a few simple magic gestures as for all ritual…. not even a complicated spell of words to cast! Continue reading →

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#3 National Unicorn Day

Posted on April 9, 2018 by Benoit Magician Poet and Wordcaster

Sheffield could be full of dangers for an unsuspecting unicorn! After only spending a few days here, it seems she had been noticed by a few interested individuals, such as Inspector Fox who boxed her twice already for questioning, but there’s no point explaining magic to a muggel! As a result, Fox limited her access to some parts of town.

She also met the dreadful Christian Szurbo, he’s a fishmonger on Sharrow Vale rd, or in fact, that’s his cover. In reality, he is a unicorn hunter, and he already got the Red Deer Continue reading →

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#2 Unicrawl

Posted on April 8, 2018 by Benoit Magician Poet and Wordcaster

What a curious place it was, the “green room” in the Devonshire quarter of the safe for now side of Sheffield. She didn’t have much time but gathered very useful informations on the locals magical potions, the ones named “Baracus” and “Monty Python Flying Circus” really drew her attention. She also learned that a big festival is coming up in the city! This would certainly be a great opportunity to spread her Unicorn Love!

So better get practising! And off she trots to the “Greystones” for another Ope Continue reading →

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Let there be Unicorn!

Posted on April 6, 2018 by Benoit Magician Poet and Wordcaster

The Unicorn teleported straight back to her safe place for an out of time meditation on how to bring magic back to Sheffield. She restored her inner peace which had been much troubled by her fresh experience on Earth, and she is very muhuhuhuhuch looking forward to explore some Hallmarks of Sheffield Underground Music scene next time!

And don’t forget, “In glitter we thrust” (Holly Jumper) …… Continue reading →

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Let’s Hear it

Posted on April 5, 2018 by Benoit Magician Poet and Wordcaster

“either write something worth reading…. or live something worth writing about…!”. 

So there has been a lot of activities that my various selves have been undertaking. Please bear with us while we restructure our projects priorities. For now and before introducing correctly the unicorn (wth?*) …. yeah you read right….. So first things first, The event below will feature our musical self and much rehearsals and open mics etc have drawn our time and energies.

Much thanks to Tommy Binks of Twoteas records who kindly recorded 4 of our tracks on a casually mad afternoon….. and probably regretted having ever proposed the idea!

Scroll down for a Musical Pre-hearing. Continue reading →

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